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break
give
sunday
programmer
weekend
Give me a
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trouble
rat
race
win
still
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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Drink
feeling
feel
wine
Drinking Wine, Feeling Fine.
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I wish
shampoo
tears
formula
baby
I wish love is like a baby shampoo. It has "no more tears" formula.
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karma
dear
people
list
miss
missing
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
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patience
virtue
surf
internet
speed
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed internet.
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I'm sorry
feeling
hurt
stupid
real
thought
I'm sorry, I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought that you already knew.
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miss
miss you
rock
throw
face
hurt
I wanna write I miss you on a rock and throw at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
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girl
drama
hate
chance
huge
queen
If a girl says, 'I hate drama', there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen.
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never give up
dream
sleeping
give up
Never give up on your dreams. Keep Sleeping.
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ice cream
maybe
love
need
All you need is love and maybe a little ice cream.
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not sure
problem
math
study
I am not sure how many problems I have because Math is one of them.
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do not
life
seriously
never
get out
alive
"Don not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
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doctor
broke
leg
places
quit
I TOLD THE DOCTOR I BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES. HE TOLD ME TO QUIT GOING TO THOSE PLACES.
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doctor
man
give
live
bill
pay
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
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dear
math
please
grow
solve
own
"Dear, Math please grow up and solve your own problems lm tired of solving them for you"
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