Give me a <br/>Copy Text

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.Copy Text

Drinking Wine, Feeling Fine.Copy Text

I wish love is like a baby shampoo. It has "no more tears" formula.Copy Text

Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.Copy Text

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed internet.Copy Text

I'm sorry, I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought that you already knew.Copy Text

I wanna write I miss you on a rock and throw at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.Copy Text

If a girl says, 'I hate drama', there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen.Copy Text

Never give up on your dreams. Keep Sleeping.Copy Text

All you need is love and maybe a little ice cream.Copy Text

I am not sure how many problems I have because Math is one of them.Copy Text

&quot;Don not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.&quot;Copy Text

I TOLD THE DOCTOR I BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES. HE TOLD ME TO QUIT GOING TO THOSE PLACES.Copy Text

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.Copy Text

"Dear, Math please grow up and solve your own problems lm tired of solving them for you"Copy Text