YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE ME, I'M NOT A FACEBOOK STATUS.Copy Text

"My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry."Copy Text

TO BE OLD AND WISE YOU FIRST HAVE TO BE YOUNG AND STUPID.Copy Text

THERE ARE ONLY FIVE THING WE NEED IN LIFE: GOOD FRIENDS GOOD JOB GOOD FOOD GOOD SLEEP & GOOD LUCK Whatever you are thinking is rightCopy Text

-Monday -Tuesday -Wednesday -Thursday -Blink -MondayCopy Text

You can't FACE the problem if the problem is your FACE.Copy Text

SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A BIRD... SO I COULD FLY OVER CERTAIN PEOPLE AND SHIT ON THEIR HEADS.Copy Text

Sleep is for people without access to the internet...Copy Text

If she's amazing she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. if she's worth it,you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.Copy Text

IF ANYONE TELLS YOU NOT TO BUY NEW MAKEUP, STOP TALKING TO THEM YOU DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF negativity IN YOUR LIFE...Copy Text

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS ANYONE AWAY IF YOU THROW IT HARD ENOUGHCopy Text

FRIDAY IS MY SECOND FAVORITE F WORD MY FIRST IS FOOD YES, DEFINITELY FOODCopy Text

IF I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF I WOUND CLIMB YOUR EGO AND JUMP TO YOUR IQ.Copy Text

"Facebook, the place where most people post their problems for everyone to see, except the person with whom they're having the problem with!"Copy Text

I won't be impressed with the technology until I can download foodCopy Text

I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke..Copy Text