Whenever the brain and heart fight, it's always the liver that suffers.Copy Text

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm still thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep, Coz I'm so hungry.Copy Text

When someone asks me, "Guess what?" I never guess, I just say "What?"Copy Text

An apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough.Copy Text

There are two rules for success. 1. Never tell everything you know.Copy Text

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love.Copy Text

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion.. Nice try though.Copy Text

Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like.Copy Text

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood and that's it.Copy Text

Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there's no cure of stupid.Copy Text

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.Copy Text

Maturity is when you realize that new year won't change your life.Copy Text

We go together like Gin & Tonic.Copy Text

Let's rule the world. But first... Let's have coffee.Copy Text

With great power comes great electricity bill.Copy Text

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.Copy Text